That's a little alarming and horrifying. But at least we know now!

[ THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS...? ]

And I'd carry you anywhere I could! But I wouldn't be allowed in ladies' baths, for instance. And you'd have an awful lot of trouble getting out of bed in the morning... I suppose someone else could carry you, but having no legs seems like it would be a lot of hassle.

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