Morgan “chaotic awful” Morganson (
intendance) wrote2013-05-18 11:19 am
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IC ➛ Voicemail

[The voice that comes on is very bright and cheerful.]
I suppose you can leave me a message here! So feel freeeee!
[morgan that is not how you do this, morgan--
Click!][ Action: Apt. 14.3 | Voice | Video ]
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Sometimes Morgan-style bluntness is bewildering even to a Morgan. He tilts his head back, trying to look up at her. ]
That sounds like one too many... Who would agree to having their limbs eaten?!
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Nobody would, of course. Don't worry, Morgan, I told him no. I'm very fond of all of my limbs, so even if he looked like he was weak and starving, I wasn't going to give him any of my limbs!
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Good! I know I'm being your legs right now, but there are some places I plain can't take you. ... Hey, maybe that lady who ate Virion way back when was a cannibal vampire.
[ revelations, five months later. ]
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[harsh, bro.
Though a moment later she blinks, startled also by this revelation.]
Hey, that's right! She probably was a cannibal vampire! Whoa, I didn't realize we had so many of them here. They must eat a lot of people that we don't notice.
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[ THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS...? ]
And I'd carry you anywhere I could! But I wouldn't be allowed in ladies' baths, for instance. And you'd have an awful lot of trouble getting out of bed in the morning... I suppose someone else could carry you, but having no legs seems like it would be a lot of hassle.
[ you think??? ]
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But she just considers that very deeply. Before ultimately nodding.]
You know, I think you're right! I suppose I'd better keep my legs.
[You were never planning on losing them, Morgan....]
But heyyyy, you're not getting tired, right? I mean, I'm enjoying the trip, but I feel a little bad weighing you down!
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[ And thus he grabs her ankles and proceeds to RUN. ]
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She hunches over, grabbing at his hair and ultimately clinging is the best she's capable of right now. THANKS HAVEN. THANKS DEATH.
But this way they'll get back to Noire more quickly, so there's that...]
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Feeling all right up there?
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She just proceeds to mess up his hair more in response.]
Juuuust fine, yep! It would take more than that to shake me off, just revived or not!
[ur welcome]
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Something like -- this?
[ He reaches up and pokes her in the side. ]
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She squeaks, and then gets revenge by grabbing his hood and maneuvering it over his head
TUGGING IT DOWN OVER HIS EYES.
This plan is wise, okay.]
Surprise attack! Take this!
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He stumbles and yelps, but her reaction is so precious that he laughs and powers through the blindness to sneak in some more pokes. He didn't need his eyes anyway!! ]
Clever! But your flank's exposed!
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But she's squirming, because SHE'S GETTING POKED and also it tickles a little and clinging to his collar to not fall off (hopefully it's not choking you, twinny twin) and laughing really really hard.]
Pfffhahahahaha! I-- I can't breathe--!
[This is all too much effort after just dying, and yet she's feeling so much better because of it.]
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Instead she stares at the ceiling and wheezes.]
...Haaa... oh, are we here?
[Just...wiping tears of laughter from her eyes, no big.]
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Phew... we're here! Let me get the door.
[ He pushes himself up and to Noire's room, cracking it open slowly in case she somehow slept through all the ruckus. ]
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Noire is, in fact, still in the process of trying to sit up without wincing, and looking rather alarmed. ]
W-what happened? Are you all right? I thought I heard a thump--
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So.
There's that.]
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[ He trots back and looks thoughtfully at Morgan lying on the floor before bending to pick her up under the arms and drag her sad corpse the rest of the way into Noire's room. ]
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[ what is going on. ]
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Heya, Noire! I hear you died again.
It's okay, I did too. We're death buddies this time around!
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She had a minor tumble just now, but I've got an inkling that she'll live.
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That sounds like a very good plan to me. I mean, it was just such a waste! So let's definitely not do that again.
[mmhmmm]
Oh, right--thanks for bringing me here too, Morgan!
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the right canon for timeline troubles
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