IC ➛ Voicemail

[intendance]

[The voice that comes on is very bright and cheerful.]

I suppose you can leave me a message here! So feel freeeee!

[morgan that is not how you do this, morgan--

Click!]

[ Action: Apt. 14.3 | Voice | Video ]

Comments

[uncalled]

And I'm still right about that. You should never meet Mitsunari-sama. Never ever.

I like it when you're breathing.

[intendance]

[.... ..... .....]

All right, but would he try to chop off my head, or stab me through the heart, or does he even use a sword? Inquiring minds need to know!

[uncalled]

He'd use his sword. That's pretty much the only definite thing.

[HE'S SEEN HIS LORD GET CREATIVE]

[intendance]

Wow, vicious!

[Sound more concerned, Morgan.]

Then I'll definitely have to see for myself when I meet him someday.

[That is like completely opposite of what Sakon said.]

[uncalled]

Noooooot happening.

[wow sakon you actually sounded kinda firm there]

[intendance]

[...and she just flops back against the pillows on the ground and huffs.]

The more you say no, the more I want to do it! It's just this weird fact of my brain!

[uncalled]

Then your brain's just gonna have to deal with it!

[And he's just going to go ahead and look around at all the pillows.

Pick one up.

And then drop it on top of her face.]

[intendance]

[W O W

She immediately rolls over, scooping up the pillow as she does, and swings it at his face.]

Hyaah! There's nothing wrong with my brain!

[uncalled]

{Sorry Morgan, he's a dick and he's ducking.]

Pffffhahaha! I dunno! That's up for debate!

[intendance]

[SWINGING AGAIN this time aiming for his gut.]

If anything, your brain is the questionable one! It's so rude!

[uncalled]

[oof! but he's just going to grab the pillow then and yank on it]

Oh please, at least my attention span lasts longer than thirty seconds!

[yeah, it's like a whole minute]

[intendance]

[And he gets that pillow away from her--but not without yanking her onto her face as well.

...!!!]

Mmph!!

[uncalled]

[Which just gets him to laugh.]

Ha! That's what you get!

[intendance]

[She just pushes herself up on her forearms, huffing at him.]

You're so violent, Sakon! This always ends up this way when you're around!

[uncalled]

What?! I'm pretty sure you attacked me first!

[who can even say for sure]

[intendance]

You tackled me! You definitely tackled me first! I was fighting in self-defense!

[so there]

[uncalled]

Whaaaaat? No way! You're twisting things around!

[in truth he's probably just forgotten already]

[intendance]

Hee hee hee, yes way! I know for a fact that you started it! You've just forgotten already!

[And poking at his forehead--]

Sakon, your memory is hella unreliable!

[as if she has room to talk]

[uncalled]

[he's about to say-]

I don't want to hear that from you!

[and in response to that poke

he's going to tickle her

so mature]

[intendance]

[Youuuuu.

She squirms and squeaks and tries to get away at that, with...minimal amounts of success.]

Sakooooonnnn! You really have to learn how to take criticism!

[SQUIRMING]

[uncalled]

Well you know what? Your criticism sucks!

[RELENTLESS TICKLING

NOT STOPPING

deserved it, jerk]

[intendance]

[YOU'RE A JERK

But she can't get away and that's A Struggle.]

S-Sakon...!!

[WHEEZE]

I don't...think you have...room to talk!

[she will magic you in the face]

[uncalled]

[is she really going to risk her pillow fort, is she really

But now Sakon's just going to KEEP TICKLING, HAVE NO MERCY]

I don't know what you're talking about!! Be a little clearer, Morgan! Wow!

[intendance]

[SHE WILL--

okay no she's just trying to kick at his chest now with one socked foot. OFF, GET OFF.

But she's laughing and wheezing too hard to talk.]

[uncalled]

[alright alright he's going to take that as enough of a hint

and he'll just go with the momentum so he's rocking onto his back, clutching his stomach as he laughs really hard himself

what a loser]