IC ➛ Voicemail

[intendance]

[The voice that comes on is very bright and cheerful.]

I suppose you can leave me a message here! So feel freeeee!

[morgan that is not how you do this, morgan--

Click!]

[ Action: Apt. 14.3 | Voice | Video ]

Comments

[uncalled]

That sounds weak.

[TO BE QUITE FRANK, HE'S PRETTY SURE HE COULD TAKE HER-]

... but I'm listening.

[intendance]

Don't be rude, Sakon, I'm negotiating.

[Sheesh!!]

Don't you have to learn some legitimate tactics sometimes? Your lord can't do it all, can he?

[uncalled]

Well... yeah, eventually! I was gonna ask Hanbei-sama or Gyobu-san when I got back though!

[NEGOTIATING IS FOR WIMPS

BRUTE FORCE AND TOYOTOMI MIGHT!!!!!]

What's that got to do with anything?

[intendance]

[are you serious sakon]

...Negotiating is another tactic! That I'm teaching you right now! So you can impress them by your knowledge of tactics other than charging in swinging and kicking!

[uncalled]

But.... that's not my job.....

What if they want me to go in swinging and kicking?

[intendance]

Then that's what you do, of course!

[gosh.]

But you can always impress them by knowing how to do other things that might come in handy!

[uncalled]

Well I mean.... if you really think it'll help, I'll do it! I guess...

If you think Mitsunari-sama would want me to.

[intendance]

[...]

I have no idea! I've never met your lord, after all.

You said I shouldn't, remember?

[uncalled]

And I'm still right about that. You should never meet Mitsunari-sama. Never ever.

I like it when you're breathing.

[intendance]

[.... ..... .....]

All right, but would he try to chop off my head, or stab me through the heart, or does he even use a sword? Inquiring minds need to know!

[uncalled]

He'd use his sword. That's pretty much the only definite thing.

[HE'S SEEN HIS LORD GET CREATIVE]

[intendance]

Wow, vicious!

[Sound more concerned, Morgan.]

Then I'll definitely have to see for myself when I meet him someday.

[That is like completely opposite of what Sakon said.]

[uncalled]

Noooooot happening.

[wow sakon you actually sounded kinda firm there]

[intendance]

[...and she just flops back against the pillows on the ground and huffs.]

The more you say no, the more I want to do it! It's just this weird fact of my brain!

[uncalled]

Then your brain's just gonna have to deal with it!

[And he's just going to go ahead and look around at all the pillows.

Pick one up.

And then drop it on top of her face.]

[intendance]

[W O W

She immediately rolls over, scooping up the pillow as she does, and swings it at his face.]

Hyaah! There's nothing wrong with my brain!

[uncalled]

{Sorry Morgan, he's a dick and he's ducking.]

Pffffhahaha! I dunno! That's up for debate!

[intendance]

[SWINGING AGAIN this time aiming for his gut.]

If anything, your brain is the questionable one! It's so rude!

[uncalled]

[oof! but he's just going to grab the pillow then and yank on it]

Oh please, at least my attention span lasts longer than thirty seconds!

[yeah, it's like a whole minute]

[intendance]

[And he gets that pillow away from her--but not without yanking her onto her face as well.

...!!!]

Mmph!!

[uncalled]

[Which just gets him to laugh.]

Ha! That's what you get!

[intendance]

[She just pushes herself up on her forearms, huffing at him.]

You're so violent, Sakon! This always ends up this way when you're around!

[uncalled]

What?! I'm pretty sure you attacked me first!

[who can even say for sure]

[intendance]

You tackled me! You definitely tackled me first! I was fighting in self-defense!

[so there]

[uncalled]

Whaaaaat? No way! You're twisting things around!

[in truth he's probably just forgotten already]