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[Excuse you, it is still the raddest blanket fort.

But she just squeaks in surprise at the sudden hug, though she certainly doesn't resist it, returning the favor by wrapping her arms around him.

As she snorts.]

Oh...did you scrape off that spiral on your door too? Also, I don't think that's the sort of thing you can just decide, especially in a place like this.

Scrape... the spiral? What would that do?

[So no, clearly not.

But yeah, he's going to be affectionate with her because she's always appreciated that before. There sure is some cuddling and burying his face into her hair going on.]

But whatever, I've decided anyway. During the day and the evening, I live here now. Are you complaining?

[...wow Sakon do you pay attention to nothing......... She just giggles when he cuddles her close though, because it is comforting. She likes hugs and affection. This is perfectly acceptable.

(She feels much less lonely like this, though there's always a bit of an ache that doesn't go away. She figures it won't, honestly, not until she finds her father again.)]

If you scrape off the spiral, you can sleep wherever without getting sick. [Snuggle, snuggle.] Besides, while I'm not complaining, I do think you should ask.

[Said so primly as she cuddles close.]

What, for real? [ . . . he considers it for a bit before sighing.] Nah... I need to keep it. Otherwise my lord will never come back to the room!

{And then he'd need to just go around looking for him! Where he could be passed out anywhere! Mitsunari-sama, why are you the worst lord.

So instead he's just going to snort even as he cuddles her close, nuzzling against her cheek affectionately even as he teases.]

Who am I supposed to ask? You? Shorty, I don't care what you have to say most of the time - why would I ask for permission to enter your blanket fortress? I already don't wanna leave!

[... so dedicated. She just shake her head, dismissing that topic as unimportant, mostly because--]

Because this is my blanket fortress, and thus you need to get permission from me, as the lord of this tower!

[...she grins at him expectantly.]

Go on! Go on! Ask!

[ . . . okay, he's snorting at that and instead he's just going to pull back enough so that he can properly grin at her.]

You know....

Where I come from, we don't really ask permission if we want a territory! We kinda duel for it!

[And she responds to that immediately--]

I am definitely not dueling you in or around my pillow fort.

[NOPE.]

In my world, you usually pay deference to the lord of the castle of another country, you know!

I've never been to another country, so I think we should play by my rules since we're both familiar with them.

[sakon what

how does that make any sort of sense]

...That doesn't make any sense at all.

[SERIOUSLY.]

I suppose we'll just have to compromise... How does that sound?

That sounds weak.

[TO BE QUITE FRANK, HE'S PRETTY SURE HE COULD TAKE HER-]

... but I'm listening.

Don't be rude, Sakon, I'm negotiating.

[Sheesh!!]

Don't you have to learn some legitimate tactics sometimes? Your lord can't do it all, can he?

Well... yeah, eventually! I was gonna ask Hanbei-sama or Gyobu-san when I got back though!

[NEGOTIATING IS FOR WIMPS

BRUTE FORCE AND TOYOTOMI MIGHT!!!!!]

What's that got to do with anything?

[are you serious sakon]

...Negotiating is another tactic! That I'm teaching you right now! So you can impress them by your knowledge of tactics other than charging in swinging and kicking!

But.... that's not my job.....

What if they want me to go in swinging and kicking?

Then that's what you do, of course!

[gosh.]

But you can always impress them by knowing how to do other things that might come in handy!

Well I mean.... if you really think it'll help, I'll do it! I guess...

If you think Mitsunari-sama would want me to.

[...]

I have no idea! I've never met your lord, after all.

You said I shouldn't, remember?

And I'm still right about that. You should never meet Mitsunari-sama. Never ever.

I like it when you're breathing.

[.... ..... .....]

All right, but would he try to chop off my head, or stab me through the heart, or does he even use a sword? Inquiring minds need to know!

He'd use his sword. That's pretty much the only definite thing.

[HE'S SEEN HIS LORD GET CREATIVE]

Wow, vicious!

[Sound more concerned, Morgan.]

Then I'll definitely have to see for myself when I meet him someday.

[That is like completely opposite of what Sakon said.]

Noooooot happening.

[wow sakon you actually sounded kinda firm there]

[...and she just flops back against the pillows on the ground and huffs.]

The more you say no, the more I want to do it! It's just this weird fact of my brain!

Then your brain's just gonna have to deal with it!

[And he's just going to go ahead and look around at all the pillows.

Pick one up.

And then drop it on top of her face.]

[W O W

She immediately rolls over, scooping up the pillow as she does, and swings it at his face.]

Hyaah! There's nothing wrong with my brain!

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